NEW YORK—Realizing her 15 minutes of fame had come to an abrupt end, a depressed Taylor Swift told reporters Monday that she was going to miss being in the spotlight now that the Super Bowl was over. “I guess it’s just me and my cats now that the big game has drawn to a close,” said the disheveled, sweatpants-wearing…
  • @[email protected]English
    1•8 months ago

    I’ve seen 1,842+ football fans crying about Taylor Swift and approximately 0 Taylor Swift fans crying about the super bowl.

    Sorry salty football boiz, Taylor Swift matters to people more than one night a year. 🤷

    • @thrawnEnglish
      5•8 months ago

      Did you read it? This is satire about how she, a mega star, will obviously not leave the spotlight.

      I feel like you probably know what The Onion is, but the comment makes it seem like you took it seriously or only responded to the headline. Apologies if you did understand and I’m explaining something you already knew.