• Flying Squid
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    59 months ago

    I am honestly terrified that if he gets in and finds out he’s dying he’ll decide to take the world with him.

    • @betterdeadthanreddit
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      39 months ago

      Now I’m imagining that he’s back in office and just arrived at the realization that he’s mortal rather than the terminal illness scenario you probably had in mind. Overgrown toddler having an existential crisis tantrum with the capability (in theory, at least) to launch nuclear strikes.

      I’m scared too, not only of what he’d do but what it’ll mean about us if we put him back in there.