As asked.

  • @spittingimage
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    10 months ago

    Fast.

    My father spent his last years in a hospital, gradually getting weaker and weaker. After two years he decided enough was enough and refused food, water or medicine. He had so little fat on his body at that point that it only took three days to starve himself into a coma and then death. I helped the funeral director move his body out to her van. He’d been in a foetal position so long we couldn’t unbend him to lie flat on the trolley.

    Actually, I’d like to amend that. Fast and in bed with a pair of 19-year old twins.