• Admiral Patrick
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    239 months ago

    Devil’s avocado here, but it must be nice to go through life with nothing ever being your own fault. There’s always a convenient plot against you, and you’d be a billionaire running a casino on the moon if it weren’t for {insert scapegoat here}.

    • @AllonzeeLV
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      9 months ago

      {insert scapegoat here}

      Ooh I know this one! Children in poverty getting subsidized school lunches instead of going hungry like they deserve to for being poor!

      • @[email protected]
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        59 months ago

        No no no, you misunderstand, we’re just solving the childhood obesity epidemic by not giving children any more food

      • livus
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        39 months ago

        Damn it posting those lyrics should be just as frowned on as goatse. I’m going to have that song stuck in my head for hours!