• Flying Squid
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      1310 months ago

      Unless you don’t like beans.

      Source: I don’t like beans.

      • @Viking_Hippie
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        510 months ago

        I’m pretty sure that makes you an unclean heretic round these parts 🤷

        • Flying Squid
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          710 months ago

          Probably. But I can’t help what I don’t like the taste of. Sorry, I’ll be getting into the wicker man in a few minutes.

          • @Viking_Hippie
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            010 months ago

            No worries, I have a brother who doesn’t like coffee and we’ve yet to burn him 🤷

          • queermunist she/her
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            -110 months ago

            All beans taste different so I guess I don’t understand the question. A garbanzo is way different from a kidney and both way different from a butter bean.

            • Flying Squid
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              110 months ago

              And yet almost all of them have a basic ‘bean’ taste to them that I don’t like. You remind me of people who tell me I just haven’t had the right olive when I say I don’t like olives.

              I mean it’s like you think I have to enjoy eating the same things you do.

              • queermunist she/her
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                110 months ago

                Peas are part of the same family as beans. Do sweat peas taste like “beans”?

                I don’t think you have to like the same things I like, but I also don’t think I believe it when someone writes off an entire family of plants. At least all olives are the same species. Legumes have such a huge variety that it’s hard to grasp the idea of disliking them all.

                • Flying Squid
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                  010 months ago

                  it’s hard to grasp the idea of disliking them all.

                  What part of “almost all” is unclear to you?

                  I’m sorry, I’m not going to like most beans no matter how hard you try to talk me into enjoying their generally common basic flavor.

                  • @thorbot
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                    310 months ago

                    Show us on this doll where the bean touched you

                  • queermunist she/her
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                    210 months ago

                    That’s because I don’t actually believe they have a generally common basic flavor?

                    Also, peas and rice are also a perfectly acceptable way to get protein.

    • Ms. ArmoredThirteen
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      810 months ago

      Yeah but that’s just rice and beans which is boring and lame. This is Cow Hybrid Rice which is new and not lame

      • @[email protected]
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        210 months ago

        Can’t wait to overpay for some Kobe rice.

        Also the headline makes me think it’s going to be cows shitting on paddies of rice.