• Flying Squid
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    139 months ago

    Unless you don’t like beans.

    Source: I don’t like beans.

    • @Viking_Hippie
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      59 months ago

      I’m pretty sure that makes you an unclean heretic round these parts 🤷

      • Flying Squid
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        79 months ago

        Probably. But I can’t help what I don’t like the taste of. Sorry, I’ll be getting into the wicker man in a few minutes.

        • @Viking_Hippie
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          09 months ago

          No worries, I have a brother who doesn’t like coffee and we’ve yet to burn him 🤷

        • queermunist she/her
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          -19 months ago

          All beans taste different so I guess I don’t understand the question. A garbanzo is way different from a kidney and both way different from a butter bean.

          • Flying Squid
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            19 months ago

            And yet almost all of them have a basic ‘bean’ taste to them that I don’t like. You remind me of people who tell me I just haven’t had the right olive when I say I don’t like olives.

            I mean it’s like you think I have to enjoy eating the same things you do.

            • queermunist she/her
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              19 months ago

              Peas are part of the same family as beans. Do sweat peas taste like “beans”?

              I don’t think you have to like the same things I like, but I also don’t think I believe it when someone writes off an entire family of plants. At least all olives are the same species. Legumes have such a huge variety that it’s hard to grasp the idea of disliking them all.

              • Flying Squid
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                09 months ago

                it’s hard to grasp the idea of disliking them all.

                What part of “almost all” is unclear to you?

                I’m sorry, I’m not going to like most beans no matter how hard you try to talk me into enjoying their generally common basic flavor.

                • @thorbot
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                  39 months ago

                  Show us on this doll where the bean touched you

                  • Flying Squid
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                    29 months ago

                    Right in the butt. Because it’s the musical fruit.

                • queermunist she/her
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                  29 months ago

                  That’s because I don’t actually believe they have a generally common basic flavor?

                  Also, peas and rice are also a perfectly acceptable way to get protein.

                  • Flying Squid
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                    09 months ago

                    I’m sorry you can’t believe that I taste something, but I still taste it whether you believe it or not.

                    Do you think I’m lying? Why on Earth would I lie about this?