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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish0•10 months agoWhy do you think the pollution is evenly distributed?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartOPlink4•10 months agoIt’s spread in a thin layer across the world like semen at a crime scene.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•10 months agoThat’s a very charitable analogy, because most people don’t make any semen at all.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•10 months agoNo, I just think we should address massive ejaculation on a systemic level instead of propagating the “semen footprint” fallacy. It was designed by Big Dick to make you feel guilty and powerless.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartOPlink1•10 months agoYou probably don’t swallow the company loads, right?
Why do you think the pollution is evenly distributed?
It’s spread in a thin layer across the world like semen at a crime scene.
That’s a very charitable analogy, because most people don’t make any semen at all.
Are you a semen producer denialist?
No, I just think we should address massive ejaculation on a systemic level instead of propagating the “semen footprint” fallacy. It was designed by Big Dick to make you feel guilty and powerless.
You probably don’t swallow the company loads, right?
Company?