• @[email protected]
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      3310 months ago

      Are you implying I can’t pick out bridges or motorcycles? I definitely can, but I won’t do it for you as some kind of sick parlor trick.

      Speaking of tricks, did you know there are singles in your area!

      • @[email protected]
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        10 months ago

        Sexy singles- In my area? Are there any weird tricks they don’t want me to know? Just one would probably work.

        • Lemminary
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          810 months ago

          They can make entire hot dogs disappear! Crazy, right?

          One bite at a time, you sickos. Omg, you pervs.

          • @balancedchaos
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            410 months ago

            …didn’t have to be the mouth. I’m still impressed.