• @nucleativeOP
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    2310 months ago

    That car is gonna be crawling with bugs so deep and hard to find it’s better to toss it off the back of a ship

    • Echo Dot
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      1710 months ago

      What secrets is North Korea going to have that would be of used to russia? It would be like conducting industrial espionage against the vape store.

      • loobkoob
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        1510 months ago

        conducting industrial espionage against the vape store

        That’s something we should’ve been doing all along! Now there’s a mist opportunity…

    • @[email protected]
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      1010 months ago

      Maybe but he already has better European luxury cars, can’t imagine him driving a Russian car as his daily or like ever.

      • Jay
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        1010 months ago

        Would be kind of funny though seeing him stuffing his butt into a Lada.

      • DdCno1
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        410 months ago

        To be fair, the Aurus is effectively a European luxury car. Made in Russia, but all of the tech was developed by German firms (Porsche and Bosch - I suspect the Russian portion of the engineering was nominal at best) and it is modern in terms of specs and equipment, if ridiculously overpriced for what it is.

    • @morphballganon
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      110 months ago

      Best way to deal with that is to use the car for trivial things. Have a family member with no state secrets use it to pick up coffee etc.

      • @afraid_of_zombies
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        110 months ago

        I wonder what the equivalent is among the North Korean elite. Cognacs, dolphin meat, and a new accordion?

      • FuglyDuck
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        610 months ago

        The entire roof is a fractal antenna. Hooks up to star link. The best Russian tech!