• @makeshiftreaper
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    23610 months ago

    Science actually figured this one out. Beavers raised in captivity when exposed to a speaker playing river noises will cover it up with as much stuff as possible to hide the noise. So it’s the noise they have an issue with

    • @Dagnet
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      10710 months ago

      Then why not live away from the river or maybe in a lake?

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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        14210 months ago

        They require ponds to live safely. They build dams which create ponds. Then they build little mound houses out of sticks and mud in the middle of the pond. The house only has underwater entrances. They can cut trees down and float them into the pond, where it is safer to eat. They’re mostly aquatic mammals.

        • @[email protected]
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          1510 months ago

          I did, they said “SQUEEEEE! Brrbuh… Voovie voovie mip!” Which is offensive, my mother was a saint!

            • Zloubida
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              410 months ago

              Some religions had sacred prostitutes, thus I’d say it’s debatable.

      • DeepFriedDresden
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        4210 months ago

        They have been known to live in lakes, and when they do they dig dens under the shoreline.

        The reason they don’t like the sound of running water is the same reason we don’t like to hear the sound of unexplained running water in our homes, it’s a sign of a leak. The only difference is for them it’s instinctual, and for us we understand the consequences of a leak in our home.

      • @[email protected]
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        3610 months ago

        Well, they do live in a lake, they just have to build it.

        I believe the way they build their burrows doesn’t work well without the flooding part.

      • @SuckMyWang
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        1510 months ago

        Because they are dumbasses

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          “Hey Bob, I see you hired a plumber, what’s going on?”

          “I heard the sound of a leak in our bathroom wall. Hired a plumber to find it and fix it.”

          “You’re such a dumbass, Bob.”

          • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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            10 months ago

            More like: I heard dripping water in this movie I was watching, so I hired a plumber

            • @[email protected]
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              410 months ago

              It’s weird how people whose entire life has been lived with imax can’t fathom the millions of years the earth evolved without tiktok.

      • @[email protected]
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        1310 months ago

        While working as engineers, beavers still can’t afford to live in the city considering the high cost for housing.

    • @[email protected]
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      4310 months ago

      There is a norwegian study that found that isolated beaver babies start piling up sticks and stuff at some point but do not build dams. They concluded (the scientists) that piling up stuff is genetic and building dams is cultural (has to be learned). I have no link but the study was made in Bø

        • Ech
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          610 months ago

          That’s so cute. And hilarious - nothing in that house is safe from The Pile.

        • @bmsok
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          610 months ago

          Dude… What did SpongeBob do to Sandy to get the whole rodent mafia involved like that???

        • the post of tom joad
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          510 months ago

          I was worried that it would be sad but now my heart is overfull with cuteness and i want a rescue beaver

        • @[email protected]
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          210 months ago

          Oh wow. Could we domesticate beavers and train them to clean up our houses??? 🤣 Obviously they’d need to be bred to be trained to only clean up certain items.

      • @Drivebyhaiku
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        810 months ago

        Baby animal studies focused on play are always so cool. Like bees appearantly will play with objects that have nothing to do with their survival.

        We do the same thing I think. Kids will pile up or mess about with any stuff you give them whether they have a cultural understanding of it’s use or not.

        • @Jessvj93
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          510 months ago

          My favorite is animal documentaries, monkeys especially, just kid animals legitimately playing the same as human kids.

    • @Dasnap
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      1610 months ago

      It’s like me when someone plays their music out-loud on the bus. They always seem to get angry when I start wrapping their phone up with newspaper.

      • @[email protected]
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        510 months ago

        Here I was hoping you threw it into a river shouting ‘dam it’ for extra pun-ishment.

      • the post of tom joad
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        310 months ago

        Ok so what’s the deal with people who rap or sing along with their headphones? I would never have the guts. What is going on with these people? How do they do it?

        • @CarbonatedPastaSauce
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          910 months ago

          They lack awareness, consideration of others, or shame. Sometimes you even get the trifecta.

    • Seraph
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      710 months ago

      This is fascinating, but what’s the evolutionary advantage of covering up the noise?

      • Subverb
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        4710 months ago

        Covering the noise is covering the running water. Covering the running water creates a dam. Creating a dam creates a pond. Creating a pond provides them with a nice controlled environment in which to build a lodge with an underwater entrance for protection from predators.

      • @[email protected]
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        1510 months ago

        Running water means you can block it off to create a reservoir. Evolution isn’t about what makes sense, it’s about what works, logic be damned.