• @Dagnet
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    10710 months ago

    Then why not live away from the river or maybe in a lake?

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      14210 months ago

      They require ponds to live safely. They build dams which create ponds. Then they build little mound houses out of sticks and mud in the middle of the pond. The house only has underwater entrances. They can cut trees down and float them into the pond, where it is safer to eat. They’re mostly aquatic mammals.

      • @[email protected]
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        1510 months ago

        I did, they said “SQUEEEEE! Brrbuh… Voovie voovie mip!” Which is offensive, my mother was a saint!

          • Zloubida
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            410 months ago

            Some religions had sacred prostitutes, thus I’d say it’s debatable.

    • DeepFriedDresden
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      4210 months ago

      They have been known to live in lakes, and when they do they dig dens under the shoreline.

      The reason they don’t like the sound of running water is the same reason we don’t like to hear the sound of unexplained running water in our homes, it’s a sign of a leak. The only difference is for them it’s instinctual, and for us we understand the consequences of a leak in our home.

    • @[email protected]
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      3610 months ago

      Well, they do live in a lake, they just have to build it.

      I believe the way they build their burrows doesn’t work well without the flooding part.

    • @SuckMyWang
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      1510 months ago

      Because they are dumbasses

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        “Hey Bob, I see you hired a plumber, what’s going on?”

        “I heard the sound of a leak in our bathroom wall. Hired a plumber to find it and fix it.”

        “You’re such a dumbass, Bob.”

        • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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          10 months ago

          More like: I heard dripping water in this movie I was watching, so I hired a plumber

          • @[email protected]
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            410 months ago

            It’s weird how people whose entire life has been lived with imax can’t fathom the millions of years the earth evolved without tiktok.

    • @[email protected]
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      1310 months ago

      While working as engineers, beavers still can’t afford to live in the city considering the high cost for housing.