• VaultBoyNewVegas
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    11 months ago

    When the fuck is his poor health/diet going to catch up with him? Him kicking the bucket would do the US a massive favour.

    • @GardenVarietyAnxiety
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      No matter how he dies, it will be turned into a conspiracy theory and his base will martyrize his stupid orange ass.

      • @[email protected]
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        Maybe if it causes them to mobilize, that’s an issue. More likely, though, they’ll just write in his name for every election they vote in till they die.

          • Maiznieks
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            611 months ago

            Zero stones, they just keep flying in the window

        • @Dkarma
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          811 months ago

          Mobilize to where? Arby’s?

          • GladiusB
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            411 months ago

            Exactly. Where and what are they going to do this time?

        • @GardenVarietyAnxiety
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          611 months ago

          Let’s hope so. I’m worried about a new fresh face coming in swearing to avenge him.

      • GladiusB
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        211 months ago

        Not if it’s from natural causes. And you better believe when it happens they have a plan to make sure most know it was a natural thing.

        • Gumby
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          211 months ago

          You really believe that whenever he dies, if it’s from natural causes, that the maniacs in his base will believe that? I guarantee there will be conspiracy theories about it the instant the news breaks.

          • GladiusB
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            011 months ago

            Yes. But they know that people die of old age. It’s not that hard to prove.

            • @rambaroo
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              211 months ago

              Oh sure because trumpers are known for respecting evidence.

    • @[email protected]
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      11 months ago

      Rich people can afford a level of health care that us normies aren’t able to receive. All those pricey procedures and experimental medications can keep even the most withered turd alive. His father lived to 93, so if you go by that we have ~16 years left.

      • GladiusB
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        511 months ago

        He was also a President. Which has even better healthcare. Many have lived extremely long lives.

        • 【J】【u】【s】【t】【Z】
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          211 months ago

          Presidency ages people because they have the weight of the world on their shoulders. Trump’s only ever had his own weight on his shoulders.

    • @NOT_RICK
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      411 months ago

      I think about this a lot