• @[email protected]
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    59 months ago

    It’s an annoying amount. Jehovah’s Witnesses (they are relentless), Verizon (trying to get people to switch ISP services from Comcast), shady home security services that ask way too many probing questions, local activists seeking donations for their cause, and political campaign volunteers.

    Generally if there’s a knock on my door, I ignore it.

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      59 months ago

      “Nah, I’m not soliciting. I’m trying to give you a free quote on new windows for your house”

      “No, I didn’t see that NO SOLICITING sign posted two inches above the doorbell”

      SCREAMING BABY IN THE BACKGROUND BECAUSE THE DOORBELL WOKE HER UP FROM HER NAP “Do you have a minute to talk about your cable provider?”

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      39 months ago

      there are ways to get into the jehovas witness shitlist so they never bother you again like telling them youre disfellowshipped, as its forbidden for them to interact with disfellowshipped members.

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      29 months ago

      Answer the door naked once, and the JWs will blacklist you. If you aren’t willing to get naked, order the biggest lifelike dildo you can get for under $20 bucks and hand it to them the next time they call.