• @xantoxis
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    128 months ago

    Replace beef with Long Pork. The French invented a device that will properly cut the pigs that are causing all this.

    • @RaoulDook
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      28 months ago

      That’s gross to me. But for the rest of you cannibalism enthusiasts, why don’t you share some recipes for cooking human flesh that you enjoy?

      What sort of human meat dishes do you have in mind to eat those people? How will you prepare their carcasses for butchering, and what cuts of meat from the human body do you prefer?

      • Semi-Hemi-Demigod
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        18 months ago

        When they interviewed cannibals they said humans taste like pork, so I’d imagine barbecue would help. Especially because humans have pretty terrible diets and won’t taste good, so the smoke and seasoning would mask the off flavor.

        • @RaoulDook
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          28 months ago

          Yes, those are the human beings that I assumed the person I replied to was talking about.

          • young_broccoli
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            18 months ago

            Billionaires arent human tho. They rejected their humanity long ago.
            They can reclaim it, but I doubt they will.

            • @RaoulDook
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              38 months ago

              I mean if you want to live in made-up fantasyland in your head, you can think stuff like that, but in reality they are certainly human beings made of meat and bones. Unless you possess some information about them transferring their consciousness into robot bodies that I haven’t heard of yet.

              • young_broccoli
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                18 months ago

                I was joking (and failing at it, ovs) about the fact that the actions of billionaires puts them closer to parasites than humans.