“MOSCOW – Officials from the Kremlin, under the close supervision of Russian President Vladimir Putin, have concluded an autopsy of Alexei Navalny, concluding that the recently-deceased opposition leader spontaneously sentenced himself to 30 years in a remote Siberian gulag before then ingesting his own poison that he brought from home.”

  • andrew_bidlaw
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    611 months ago

    Some TV mouth breather already announced an ‘investigation’ claiming he’d show dying was his last provocation against Russia.

    • @LemmyKnowsBest
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      211 months ago

      They’re really playing some 4-D chess with that one

      • andrew_bidlaw
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        111 months ago

        Some anons from /x/ were right. Sedatives and antypsychotics are just glowie tools.