• Flying Squid
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      119 months ago

      Hey, we don’t even have to leave humanity.

      Cancer? Baby.

      In fact…

      Embryo:

      Cancer:

      Second one’s got more cells. That means it’s more of a baby, right?

      • Semi-Hemi-Demigod
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        169 months ago

        Hmm, unique DNA? Check

        Living parasitically off of another human being? Check.

        Potentially fatal? Check

        Yep, cancer is a baby.

      • @[email protected]
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        39 months ago

        May I present to you the teratoma?

        If you’re feeling brave, go ahead and do an image search. Not only more cells, but things like teeth and hair and bones.

        Nice work, god. Great design. Absolute perfection in his image and all that.

        • Alto
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          29 months ago

          King Gizz is awesome, no clue how they manage to drop banger album after banger album, especially with how many they have.