• @[email protected]
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    4610 months ago

    Yeah my son has gotten really into snakes. They reallly just want you to leave them alone. Good thing too since they can move at 12 mph

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      5510 months ago

      12mph is coincidentally the speed my bowels would empty if I saw a black mamba coming at me at that speed.

      • @Tangent5280
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        310 months ago

        Amateur, I can make my bowels empty faster than 12 mph in recreational settings.