@[email protected] to Lemmy Shitpost • 7 months agoGorillas are actually very gentle unless provoked by overpriced footwear or long lines for cheap beverageslemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square123fedilinkarrow-up11.16Karrow-down112
arrow-up11.14Karrow-down1imageGorillas are actually very gentle unless provoked by overpriced footwear or long lines for cheap beverageslemmy.dbzer0.com@[email protected] to Lemmy Shitpost • 7 months agomessage-square123fedilink
minus-square@Wogilink39•7 months agoThere are hidden hallways behind the shops, if you can get back there the gorilla won’t ever find you. Hell go to the elevator or a bathroom and just chill for a day.
minus-square@EdibleFriendlink31•7 months agoGorillas are some sneaky motherfuckers. That’s the first place they’ll hide waiting for you.
minus-square@EdibleFriendlink9•7 months agoA gorilla is just five five drop bears in a fucking trench coat and you can’t prove me wrong.
There are hidden hallways behind the shops, if you can get back there the gorilla won’t ever find you. Hell go to the elevator or a bathroom and just chill for a day.
Gorillas are some sneaky motherfuckers. That’s the first place they’ll hide waiting for you.
They’re not drop bears!
A gorilla is just five five drop bears in a fucking trench coat and you can’t prove me wrong.
Stop at the CinnaBon first then. Throw a roll and run away.
Decoy roll.
That’s terrible! You just don’t mess with a person’s sweetroll…