“MOSCOW – Officials from the Kremlin, under the close supervision of Russian President Vladimir Putin, have concluded an autopsy of Alexei Navalny, concluding that the recently-deceased opposition leader spontaneously sentenced himself to 30 years in a remote Siberian gulag before then ingesting his own poison that he brought from home.”

  • @kautau
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    511 months ago

    “Suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head”

    • @dasgoat
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      111 months ago

      That’s more the US style of getting rid of dissidents

      • @kautau
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        211 months ago

        In the 70s or 80s, sure. But I think the CIA at this point is incredibly efficient at just disappearing someone, or staging an accident so believable it couldn’t be an assassination. If agent 47 exists he’s a CIA operative.