• @Potatos_are_not_friends
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      99 months ago

      That’s true. I read gorillas require that you invite them in. Also they’re afraid of crosses and holy water.

      • @Viking_Hippie
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        59 months ago

        Nah, that’s lawyers you’re thinking of. Gorillas are the ones who howl at the moon and have been observed by Warren Zevon casually strolling around all over London.

    • @Viking_Hippie
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      69 months ago

      Try finding a door that can withstand a gorilla tho

      The gorilla won’t even care that you’re there as long as you don’t get too close and act too aggressively. It’s definitely not going to hunt you down and break down the door to get to you unless its family is in there too or something like that.

      Also, as I pointed out to the other one, being locked in a bathroom for 24 hours is its own kind of hell for some of us.

      Besides, one of the snakes might be hiding in that bathroom and you won’t know until it’s too late. Silverback gorillas, on the other hand, are not known for stealth.