• @cultsuperstar
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    459 months ago

    Is masturbation going to considered mass murder? Or premeditated mass murder?

    If life begins at conception, can we get some tax laws changed to reflect that?

    • @Riccosuave
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      89 months ago

      If it is then about 90% of us are gonna be serial killers 😂

      • @WhatAmLemmy
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        199 months ago

        Women are the target. Men will not be prosecuted unless they help women.

        • @Riccosuave
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          49 months ago

          It was a masterbation joke. I was trying to make light of the situation based on OP’s initial comment.

          • @WhatAmLemmy
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            119 months ago

            Oh I know. Mine should be a joke, but it’s not.

    • @[email protected]
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      9 months ago

      You could have 100 ivf embryos setup and claim them as dependants and they’re super cheap to provide for. Just a freeze tank.

      • @brygphilomena
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        69 months ago

        But then risk of a single power outage and you’ll be on death row for the murder of 100 kids.

    • @PeterPoopshit
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      9 months ago

      I’m going to keep fapping every time I get horny and if the feds want me to give up my porn, they’ll have to cum and take it.