Well I’m a heterosexual woman and I’ve never imagined jesus fucking me until now, and tbh he is kinda hot, I’d let him in.
I mean as long as he’s not some sort of zombie corpse because from what I understand, he was in his prime like over 2000 years ago, and I am NOT a necrophiliac, so let’s clearly establish that boundary.
Its funny the church thinks Jesus would be a top when the most important story at his climax was getting penetrated by multiple men as a crowd watched. Phrasing.
I’ll gladly pass on heaven, as well as being penetrated by jesus; I don’t think anyone i want to hang out with is going to be there.
Well I’m a heterosexual woman and I’ve never imagined jesus fucking me until now, and tbh he is kinda hot, I’d let him in.
I mean as long as he’s not some sort of zombie corpse because from what I understand, he was in his prime like over 2000 years ago, and I am NOT a necrophiliac, so let’s clearly establish that boundary.
Oh yeah, the depictions of jesus where he’s totally ripped and muscular? I could be into that. Oh no, am I Christian curious now?!
Its funny the church thinks Jesus would be a top when the most important story at his climax was getting penetrated by multiple men as a crowd watched. Phrasing.