You gotta pay the troll toll if you wanna get in that boy’s hole
Jesus fill me with your love
Jesus, I can feel your warmth inside me.
Hi, Jesus here! Please line up
And assume the position
Brought the bar of soap
“Cum all ye faithful.”
Yeah that’s gonna be a no from me dawg.
Lube up y’all. Grab your ankles.
I’ll gladly pass on heaven, as well as being penetrated by jesus; I don’t think anyone i want to hang out with is going to be there.
Well I’m a heterosexual woman and I’ve never imagined jesus fucking me until now, and tbh he is kinda hot, I’d let him in.
I mean as long as he’s not some sort of zombie corpse because from what I understand, he was in his prime like over 2000 years ago, and I am NOT a necrophiliac, so let’s clearly establish that boundary.
Oh yeah, the depictions of jesus where he’s totally ripped and muscular? I could be into that. Oh no, am I Christian curious now?!
Its funny the church thinks Jesus would be a top when the most important story at his climax was getting penetrated by multiple men as a crowd watched. Phrasing.
Tell me your pastor lost their belief without telling me your pastor lost their belief.
It isn’t called the g spot for nothing!
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OH! Jesus Christ…
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Ahh dad and son runing a personnel whore house it seems.
So the priests and scout leaders were being helpful?
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