From the about page here:

https://tolunacorporate.com/about/

As you can see, it’s an ‘about’ page, so you’re supposed to learn about the company. There is plenty more corporate bullshit language on the page, but those were the worst parts. Can you figure out what those services, if they even are services, are from that?

(I’m sort of mildly infuriated for a friend who showed me this website because the place where they work is trying to find a company that does market research and it’s his job to find the company.)

  • Semi-Hemi-Demigod
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    699 months ago

    I used to work in the adtech industry so allow me to translate:

    Metrixlab buys data from harvesters and uses some algorithm to tell companies where to put product placements. I don’t know why they mention e-commerce because Amazon killed that industry.

    Harris Interactive makes ad content. All that shit about “consumer intelligence” and “simplifies intricate decision-making” is about using ads to get people to make emotional rather than rational decisions.

    GutCheck is probably behind a lot of astroturfing of brands on websites. That’s why they’re bringing brands “closer to authentic, contextualized human experiences.”

    KuRunData is sifting through all WeChat data to gather information about companies.

    • FuglyDuck
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      89 months ago

      Wait… the marketing BS actually means stuff?

      • Semi-Hemi-Demigod
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        189 months ago

        Yes, but it’s like homeopathic medicine. It’s so diluted that it barely means anything at all.