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minus-square@Everythingispenguinslink47•10 months agoThey sell cat milk in the store near me. Which I can only assume is the milk of a cat.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink59•10 months agoI think so too, like baby powder obviously must be made of pulverized infants.
minus-square@Everythingispenguinslink27•10 months agoI believe that baby powder is made by drying and grinding the leftover scrap from processing babies. You wouldn’t want anything to go to waste
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink12•10 months agoRight, powder from whole babies would be insanely expensive. Guess you have to freeze dry and grate one yourself for the real stuff…
minus-squarecheesymoonshadowlinkfedilink9•10 months agoI always thought baby powder is how you make baby for breakfast. Just add water or milk, cover, and microwave for 1 1/2 minutes.
minus-square@Everythingispenguinslink7•10 months agoCome on nobody microwaves their baby for breakfast. That just makes it rubbery. It needs to be done stove top in a double boiler.
They sell cat milk in the store near me. Which I can only assume is the milk of a cat.
I think so too, like baby powder obviously must be made of pulverized infants.
I believe that baby powder is made by drying and grinding the leftover scrap from processing babies. You wouldn’t want anything to go to waste
Right, powder from whole babies would be insanely expensive. Guess you have to freeze dry and grate one yourself for the real stuff…
I always thought baby powder is how you make baby for breakfast. Just add water or milk, cover, and microwave for 1 1/2 minutes.
Come on nobody microwaves their baby for breakfast. That just makes it rubbery. It needs to be done stove top in a double boiler.
It’s so inhumane
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
CatSip!