• @SPRUNT
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    4010 months ago

    How do we convince conservatives that self-immolation is their ticket to heaven?

    • snownyte
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      1210 months ago

      By telling them heaven is controlled by white, pure-blooded christians that are free from the worries of black people and transgenders.

      • @blazeknave
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        510 months ago

        They already have a death wish

        • @SPRUNT
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          610 months ago

          Even scarier than that, they desperately want to meet god but know that they can’t do it by their own hand, so they’re now looking to install a leader that they know is the antichrist because he will bring about the end of the world (Trump so desperately wants to use a nuke it’s got everyone on edge).