• @[email protected]
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      49 months ago

      I heard if you say it 3 times with the lights off while staring into a mirror he’ll appear behind you.

      • @Viking_Hippie
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        69 months ago

        I’d try that, but what do you feed a 19th century Prussian chancellor? I just don’t think I have the resources to properly care for such a creature 🤷

          • @Viking_Hippie
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            9 months ago

            Give it to us raw and wriggling. You keep nasty chips!*

            *The statements of Gollum do not reflect the opinions of Viking_Hippie who, if anything, likes chips far too much.

          • @[email protected]
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            19 months ago

            I still find it curious how a South American tuber ends up in a pseudo-medieval alternate European magical land.

      • @SandLight
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        39 months ago

        I dare you to try it!