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over time this might affect our collective consciousness in regards to the purpose & function of the eggplant; and
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can we please just get a straightforward penis emoji already?? Half the human population has a penis attached to their bodies anyway, why are we still so prude about incorporating actual penises into mainstream vernacular & daily life?
addendum:
I literally used my penis instead of eggplant. Thanks Internet. Now I have a detachable penis.
But now you can leave it at home when you think it’s going to get you in trouble.
Or I can rent it out, when I don’t need it.
This makes sense if your jalopy is a missile.