1. over time this might affect our collective consciousness in regards to the purpose & function of the eggplant; and

  2. can we please just get a straightforward penis emoji already?? Half the human population has a penis attached to their bodies anyway, why are we still so prude about incorporating actual penises into mainstream vernacular & daily life?

addendum:

  • dolphin
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    410 months ago

    I want to send a string of emojis so offensive, it chases all the Puritans off of Plymouth Rock

      • dolphin
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        110 months ago

        🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️🪨🍆🍌