Jesus to [email protected] • 7 months agoIf hemroids are common and can openly bleed, and people poop with hemroids, how do people not get infected buttholes all the time?message-square53arrow-up1172arrow-down16
arrow-up1166arrow-down1message-squareIf hemroids are common and can openly bleed, and people poop with hemroids, how do people not get infected buttholes all the time?Jesus to [email protected] • 7 months agomessage-square53
minus-square@Kyrgizionlink10•7 months agoBasically blood pressure keeps most things out, and you probably wouldn’t purposely rub a meaty turd in an open wound regardless. I hope.
minus-square@dohpaz42linkEnglish13•7 months agoWhat about a vegan turd? Heard everything vegan is healthier.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink8•7 months agoYup. Oreos are vegan so it’s totally fine to eat an entire package for dinner! (I had a vegan friend who did this one time, and we were all joking about it being healthy because it’s vegan.)
minus-squareGhostalmedialinkEnglish3•edit-27 months agoGot it. Hypertension is good if you have hemorrhoids.
Basically blood pressure keeps most things out, and you probably wouldn’t purposely rub a meaty turd in an open wound regardless. I hope.
What about a vegan turd? Heard everything vegan is healthier.
Yup. Oreos are vegan so it’s totally fine to eat an entire package for dinner! (I had a vegan friend who did this one time, and we were all joking about it being healthy because it’s vegan.)
Got it. Hypertension is good if you have hemorrhoids.