Was just talking at dinner with family, and it seems a logical action to ban circumcision, as in most cases, doesn’t have consent, and is a major (genitals are important) body modification. Can we ban it at the state level? Just a thought.

  • Baggins [he/him]
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    369 months ago

    If god wanted my parents to cut part of my dick off why did she put it there in the first place? Are you saying god made a mistake?

    • @frickineh
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      209 months ago

      Maybe it was on purpose. The Abrahamic god is a sadist who apparently fucking loves killing and maiming people, so maybe he was like, “yoooo, you know what would be funny?” and then convinced a bunch of people they should cut part of their babies’ dicks off.

      • @[email protected]
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        9 months ago

        Wasn’t there also that weird ass bible tale where some dude brought another guy 200 foreskins so he could marry the guy’s daughter? If I don’t have one, at least nobody will kill me and take it from me to give to a potential father in law…

        I still have to give the little fucker a good scrub to not stink though so the cleanliness thing has got to be bull.

        • @frickineh
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          109 months ago

          Yeah. I get that it’s supposed to represent how many enemies he killed, but why foreskins, Saul? Could’ve asked for a lot of other things besides dick skin. Like, idk, their weapons or something.

          • Schadrach
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            39 months ago

            Because you could buy or steal their weapons, but there’s only one way you’re going to end up with a piece of their dick. Also means you don’t get to count enemies who were Jews.