• @Ensign_Crab
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    1910 months ago

    We’d best get working on the three seashells now. Our wiping technology must improve drastically before all restaurants are taco bell.

    • @EvilLootbox
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      510 months ago

      and/or the inevitable rat burgers for the common folk

    • Nate
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      410 months ago

      I think I’d prefer to use a bidet…

    • nocturne
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      210 months ago

      You need more fiber in your diet my fellow lemming.