CHATHAM, NH—During a long-planned excursion with his family through the White Mountain National Forest, 12-year-old Austin Tanden is said to have spent an entire hiking trip Tuesday fantasizing about exactly which video games he would play when he got home. “First, I’m going to boot up Fortnite and see if any of my…
    • Captain AggravatedEnglish
      2•8 months ago

      I’m pretty sure I’m a 17 year old stuck in an old man dad bod, and it’s fucking amazing. People sell me booze and power tools without question.

        • Captain AggravatedEnglish
          3•8 months ago

          I can just…rent a bulldozer. Whenever I want. And no one will even try to stop me. Not until it’s too late, at least.

          • @[email protected]English
            1•8 months ago

            Very Killdozer vibes. Pop off, King! (or Queen- I don’t know you especially when the FBI comes around asking questions 😉)

            • It's A Faaaahhkeah!English
              2•8 months ago

              I just hope they work on a way of getting it unstuck from buildings, nothing could stop you then.