$800 to pet a cat. The cat likes being petted and his name is Jim.

  • PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S [he/him]
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    610 months ago

    I don’t like furry textures, so I would not pay any amount of money to pet the cat. Actually, I’m more likely to pay money to not have to pet the cat. However, I would accept $800 to pet the cat.

    I love cats, just, like, not touching me lol.

    • @Maalus
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      210 months ago

      But they’re so fluffy and they smell good

      • PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S [he/him]
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        210 months ago

        But they’re so fluffy

        Yeah that’s kinda the “problem.” Unfortunately my brain doesn’t have the tools to deal with those kinds of textures.

        • @Tangent5280
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          410 months ago

          I’ll modify the parameters to include those hairless sphinx cats, just for you.