@PeterPoopshit to Lemmy Shitpost • 9 months agoWould you pet a cat for $800?message-square34arrow-up191arrow-down113file-text
arrow-up178arrow-down1message-squareWould you pet a cat for $800?@PeterPoopshit to Lemmy Shitpost • 9 months agomessage-square34file-text
minus-squarePM_ME_VINTAGE_30S [he/him]linkfedilinkEnglish6•9 months agoI don’t like furry textures, so I would not pay any amount of money to pet the cat. Actually, I’m more likely to pay money to not have to pet the cat. However, I would accept $800 to pet the cat. I love cats, just, like, not touching me lol.
minus-squarePM_ME_VINTAGE_30S [he/him]linkfedilinkEnglish2•9 months ago But they’re so fluffy Yeah that’s kinda the “problem.” Unfortunately my brain doesn’t have the tools to deal with those kinds of textures.
minus-square@Tangent5280link4•9 months agoI’ll modify the parameters to include those hairless sphinx cats, just for you.
I don’t like furry textures, so I would not pay any amount of money to pet the cat. Actually, I’m more likely to pay money to not have to pet the cat. However, I would accept $800 to pet the cat.
I love cats, just, like, not touching me lol.
But they’re so fluffy and they smell good
Yeah that’s kinda the “problem.” Unfortunately my brain doesn’t have the tools to deal with those kinds of textures.
I’ll modify the parameters to include those hairless sphinx cats, just for you.