[typos preserved]
>be me
>4th grade
>bring 3 sharpners to school
>friend tells me thats a lot of sharpners
>bring 3 more sharpners the next day
>friend gives me his sharpner to grow my collection
>start collecting more and more sharpners
>go to stationary every week to by more sharpners
>collect about 70 sharpners by the end of the month
>start bringing a tiny bag to carry thoes sharpner
>english teacher asks for a sharpner
>offer her the bag thinking she’d be impressed
>sees all my sharpners and writes a note to my parents
>only allowed to bring 1 sharpner
>idea.jpg
>make a huge sharpner out of cardboard
>dad helps me to color it with red and silver spray paint
>display it on my table during the english period
>get sent to the office
fun days
Just buy one quality sharpener that isn’t shit and will last
As someone who parents kept buying cheap sharpners every few years I hate cheap sharpners because they often break the tips of pencils and get jammed unless you apply a amount of force that starts to get uncomfortable if done for a while
i don’t think that the story was about sharpeners
but i can see that your sharpeners have traumatized you deeply and that’s the 1st thing you hear when you read the “be me”
What do you look for when searching for a quality sharpener?
It must have a sharpener sharp enough to sharpen.
you can just dismount the little blade and sharpen it
While normies studied lessons, I was studying the blade.
Not the original commenter, but high carbon steel blades, and preferably a magnesium body.
Something like https://www.jetpens.com/KUM-No.-410-Magnesium-Pencil-Sharpener-2-Hole/pd/16525#index=0
Or, hear me out, mechanical pencils. If it gets dull, rotate and click.