• Jay
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    71 year ago

    Larry’s Discount Funeral Parlor, “You dead 'em, we’ll shred 'em”

    • @moistclump
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      41 year ago

      This is how I’m going to answer the phone from now on.

      • Jay
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        51 year ago

        “You Stab 'em, we Slab 'em” also works, but didn’t fit the picture.

    • Hossenfeffer
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      21 year ago

      We can 'elp you. We deal with stiffs. We can burn ‘er, bury ‘er, or dump ‘er.