• @grue
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    2110 months ago

    Cop probably ran out of strength. It’s not as if they’re particularly healthy either, after all.

    • @sploosh
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      610 months ago

      I live outside a larger city and in my town there’s maybe one cop I’ve seen who I thought had a chance at beating me in a footrace.

      • @Nikki
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        1510 months ago

        dont need to beat you in a footrace when they can just shoot you 37 times in the chest

        • Norgur
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          710 months ago

          Through the back that is. You threatened the cop b farting on the run after all

      • @blady_blah
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        210 months ago

        The reality is that even if they’re pretty in shape, they wear enough gear and body armor that running in that stuff is going to be quite a workout. If you and the cop are equal runners with no gear, you’re going to beat him by a mile when he has his gear on.

        • @sploosh
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          110 months ago

          My friend I’m talking about officers that are 6’ 270lbs and it ain’t muscle. These cops are obese.