PEORIA, IL—Shaking his head as he spotted the flashing red and blue lights in his rearview mirror, local evangelical Christian man Joshua Weller was reportedly persecuted Tuesday simply for driving 90 miles per hour in a school zone. “Looks like someone spotted the Jesus fish on my back windshield,” said Weller, who…
"Let’s be real—do you think if I was Muslim I’d have all these DUIs?”
Depends how devout. They’re not supposed to drink, so probably not.
It bugs me that the quality of this image seems to degrade every time the meme is used, so I took a fresh screenshot from my Season 6 DVDs. Feel free to use it as you see fit.
Muslims probably would be immediately assumed to be terrorists