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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink21•11 months agoCan I trade one fifth of the acid tab for one bullet? If so, I’ll take the loaded gun and the 4/5 tab of acid. It’ll be be the best 8 hours of the rest of my life.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink18•11 months agoMy dude missing a point blank shot. That’s some XCOM-bullshit accuracy!
minus-square@voracitudelink3•edit-211 months agoThey didn’t miss themselves. Just the bits that would make for a quick, painless death. Edit: shit, that belongs in /twosentencehorror.
Can I trade one fifth of the acid tab for one bullet?
If so, I’ll take the loaded gun and the 4/5 tab of acid.
It’ll be be the best 8 hours of the rest of my life.
Monkeys paw finger curls up as you miss.
My dude missing a point blank shot. That’s some XCOM-bullshit accuracy!
They didn’t miss themselves. Just the bits that would make for a quick, painless death.
Edit: shit, that belongs in /twosentencehorror.
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At least I’ll still be a little high lol.