For example:

  • When you open a fresh jar of peanut butter do you only work through one side until it is completely empty then start on the other side?

  • Or when you get those shallow tubs of hummus does it have to make it back home undisturbed? Then one of the baggers at the grocery store shoves it sideways into the bag completely ruining the symmetry.

  • @hperrin
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    2410 months ago

    How good pickles are is inversely proportional to how whole they are.

    • Whole pickles: blegh
    • Pickle wedges: no thanks
    • Pickle strips: on a sandwich, sure
    • Pickle chips: yum, on a sandwich or alone
    • Diced pickles: oh yeah, please
    • Pickle relish: hell yeah!
    • @Quetzalcutlass
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      3410 months ago

      Now all that’s left is to try a pickle smoothie to confirm your theory.

        • @Shard
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          710 months ago

          What you vaping bru?

          Pickle juice, homie.

        • @Mr_Blott
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          510 months ago

          Dehydrater - mortar and pestle - rip a big line of pickle

          • rhsJack
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            410 months ago

            “Mooooommmm, Dad’s nose is bleeding again!” “What did he do this time?” “Remember when he snorted a line of 21 Seasonings spices on a dare? Well…”

        • Destroyer of Worlds 3000
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          310 months ago

          I know how to do this.

          take relish (sweet or dill) and blend smooth. add pickle juice until runny. blend again. put about a 1/4 cup into an empty Soda Stream and pump it up like triple the normal amount. quickly cap and shake the hell out of it. uncap and suck the vapor out with a straw.

          -I am a stranger from the internet and would never do this myself

        • Caveman
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          210 months ago

          You haven’t had pickles until you’ve freebased them

          • @ThunderWhiskers
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            210 months ago

            It’s really good for one or two then it gets to be like drinking out of a pickle jar.

              • @LifeInMultipleChoice
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                310 months ago

                Pickle backs are a thing. It’s just chasing a shot with a shot of pickle juice. First saw it with Jameson, but I think people do it with a lot of things these days

    • @GoosLife
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      1110 months ago

      I have this but in reverse (and less extreme). I can eat a good pickle relish, but it doesn’t do much for me. Then, the delish goes up as we approach the whole pickle. The whole pickle is sour and crunchy. Perfection!

      • @hperrin
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        410 months ago

        Haha, we must be arch nemeses.

    • @cheese_greater
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      310 months ago

      Is relish basiclaly like the pickel equivalent to salsa?