• Lvxferre
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    229 months ago

    Longinus, you might want to buy some lances. A lot of them.

    • Neato
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      229 months ago

      Longinus (/lɒnˈdʒaɪnəs/) is the name given to the unnamed Roman soldier who pierced the side of Jesus with a lance;

      The name is probably Latinized from the Greek lonche (λόγχη), the word used for the lance mentioned in John 19:34.[9]

      They didn’t know this soldier’s name so they essentially named him “Lancer”. Amazing.

      • Lvxferre
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        109 months ago

        It’s actually worse. The name couldn’t be from the 1st century CE because otherwise it would be Lonchinus [lɔn’ki:nʊs]; back then Greek still kept ⟨χ⟩ as [kʰ] (as in “kit”), this would only change around the 4th century or so.

        Plus whoever coined that name wasn’t fully proficient in Greek, otherwise they wouldn’t plop a Latin -īnus into it, they’d go with ⟨λογχίτης⟩ lonkhítēs “spear-bearer, the spear guy” → Lonchites instead.

        …the English pronunciation stands out as being weirder than everything above. Also, obligatory:

        A spear of Longinus a day keeps the Tang sea away~

      • @agent_flounder
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        99 months ago

        “Yo Lance, you really get to the point.”

        • @PunnyName
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          39 months ago

          “That’s a really good point. Never thought of it that way.”

          • @agent_flounder
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            29 months ago

            “Really piercing insight. Gets to the heart of the matter…”

      • @[email protected]
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        19 months ago

        nickname for Roman soldiers was “Miles” from Latin mille for “thousand” – legionaries walked everywhere giving us the unit of measure, a Roman mile = mille passus (thousand paces)

    • @[email protected]
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      59 months ago

      It also inspired Schwanzus Longus as the accurate translation of Biggus Dickus in the life of Brian

      • @hakunawazo
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        49 months ago

        But what about Incontinentia Buttocks?