Approximately 2 feet tall and around 60 pounds. Found at the local gas station.

Free for any loving caring family that is willing to properly take care of a log.

We haven’t given it a name yet though, suggestions are welcome…

  • badbrainstorm
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    187 months ago

    What rolls down stairs Alone or in pairs, And over your neighbor’s dog? What’s great for a snack, And fits on your back? It’s log, log, log

    • @over_cloxOP
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      27 months ago

      I’m still not sure what to feed my log though. I’ve tried dirt, urine, and other stuff, but it keeps crying. I think it’s hungry, what should I feed it?

        • @over_cloxOP
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          27 months ago

          Upvoted just for your username alone haha! 😂🤣

          • @EdibleFriend
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            47 months ago

            Oh fuck…and I post in the star trek subs too…

            ITS FATE

            • @over_cloxOP
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              17 months ago

              Eventually we’ll find a comet that’s actually just a log, ejected into space, from some garage accident.

        • @over_cloxOP
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          37 months ago

          I already did, but it didn’t do much for me.

          Oh wait, you mean the log? BRB…