Please don’t take this satirical thought seriously, just take it for what it is, total nonsense.

  • @TheRedSpade
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    411 months ago

    we don’t offer refunds

    That’s ok, I’ll cut my losses. Just take it back.

    • Billiam
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      11 months ago

      Hello!

      Thank you for your interest in returning your Life: Living DLC “Over-30-Everything-Hurty”. As part of our efforts to allow you to enjoy the current season Capitalism: If You Don’t Own Everything You Own Nothing as quickly as possible all DLC was registered to your account by $Mother on $Birthday. Unfortunately, once tied to your account any registered DLCs can not be removed.

      We hope you have a pleasant day!

    • @over_cloxOP
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      311 months ago

      The package is no longer sealed, we can’t accept returns.