• @sicarius
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    5310 months ago

    My wife gave birth like this, right on the living room floor and my daughter came out in an egg. The whole thing happened so quick, the midwife only arrived a few moments before she dropped, lucky as she needed to cut the egg open and get my daughter out.
    Meanwhile I was lying on the sofa with a broken leg trying to stop our cat from eating everything.