MENLO PARK, CA—As he argued that he of all people should know the difference between the real and virtual worlds, a blood-covered Mark Zuckerberg was reportedly informed Friday that the murder he had just committed was not in the metaverse. “Yeah, right, there’s no way that guy I just killed was real—we’re in the…
  • @NobodyEnglish
    44•9 months ago

    Zuck 100% has some sort of virtual rape/murder dungeon. His real avatar is probably some kind of lizard.

      • PhilMcGrawEnglish
        4•9 months ago

        That’s just the mask he wears in public.

        • andrew_bidlawEnglish
          1•9 months ago

          I wonder if he’d learn something about him and his peers in Forbes’ top in the future.

    • @[email protected]English
      10•9 months ago

      Hey, unregistered psykers aren’t allowed on the Internet!

      Stop spilling state secrets! Now we’re going to have to get Zuck a new disguise!