THE HEAVENS—Emphasizing His Eternal Kingdom’s infinite supply of prime real estate “just waiting to be developed,” the Lord God Almighty announced plans Monday to bulldoze heaven and build luxury condominiums. “Soon we will begin demolition on the starry firmament and break ground on exclusive, state-of-the art…
What’s next? They’re going to make heaven a smoke-free zone? I can go back to puffing away if I get there, right? Right?
Absolutely, with no ill health effects and it will smell beautiful to everyone else around.