• Maple
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    2 years ago

    Bruh, the first one. Then I’ll never have to second guess my stomach ever again. Plus I could finally, freely finagle free food from folks.

    Edit: Alliteration.

    • @Cynosure
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      222 years ago

      It also works as a sword, unlike the other 3

      • @ramble81
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        12 years ago

        The 4th one sounds like it works as a sword, just with a very short running effect on it depending on how often you use it.