• @wreckedcarzz
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    89 months ago

    almost 1 download for every human on earth

    “BUT IT’S NOT POPULAR! ALL THE DOWNLOADS ARE FROM JANUARY 1ST 2005 AND NOBODY EVER DOWNLOADED IT EVER AGAIN! IT’S ALL A CONSPIRACY BY BIG TRAFFIC CONE! I DON’T WANT FACTS LALALALALA” --this guy

    Big Traffic Cone is coming for you. It cautions us all. That’s why it’s orange with reflective stripes. You should have heeded it’s warning. Be afraid, very afraid.

    • Zorque
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      99 months ago

      If all those downloads were from 2005 to 2015, and there’s only been a few hundred in the last nine years, that would mean the popularity has declined.

      But we don’t know that. We don’t know if the downloads have increased, decreased, or stayed the same based on the proffered numbers. We only know a flat number from the last twenty years.

      Thats the point theyre making, not that its unequivocally unpopular now.

      Also you’re about three billion shy of one download for everyone on earth.

      • @wreckedcarzz
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        39 months ago

        (to the entire public) STOP HAVING FUCKING BABIES

        When I was in my prime it was 6 billion, and we liked it. Now get off my lawn!

    • qprimed
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      9 months ago

      Big Traffic Cone is coming for you

      damn me if this is not the best Brand New Sentence I have seen in a long time. congrats!