• @RegalPotoo
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      119 months ago

      The thing about kereru is they are thiccc. Even when they aren’t drunk flight is a serious challenge for them on account of their very low chonk-to-brain-cell ratio. When they fly, they make a really loud fwop-fwop-fwop noise as they use their sheer girth to pull themselves through the air against gravity, natural law and common sense.

      • threelonmusketeers
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        59 months ago

        very low chonk-to-brain-cell ratio

        That would be a very high chonk-to-brain-cell ratio, no? Or a low brain-cell-to-chonk ratio?