• @Blue_Morpho
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    9 months ago

    “I love you Padme but the Emperor has a daughter that if I marry, I’ll have even more power than control over all Spice and the ability to see the future.”

    So sucks to be you. But don’t worry that marriage will be a sham. However my Jedi powers let me see the future and by my marrying the Emperor’s daughter, you’ll be poisoned and die. So let’s live it up until then.

    Unlimited Power!